Bonus: Hammertime (Armie Hammer's Leaked DMs)

We tried to take January off, but felt duty bound to analyse the FEAST of signifiers within the (alleged) Armie Hammer DMs situation. Mary and Sarah talk abandonment issues, wife envy and borderline personality disorder, and come up with an amazing idea for a screenplay. Slide into our DMs producers! We do read these messages aloud so TW for mentions of cannibalism, mutilation, rape and Olympic swimmers.

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Sarah Cleaver